Thursday, July 25, 2013

[nidokidos] What do we learn from Advertisement (India)?

 

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What Indian advertisements�teach us?

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1. Kareena has dandruff problem,

��� Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa

��� has hairfall problem and Priyanka has

��� chip-chip.

2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your

��� neighbor doesn't use a Deodorant in

��� your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important

���� than your qualifications.

4. If there is no salt in your kitchen, you

����can use Toothpaste.

5. Every oral care brand is No. 1

��� and recommended by every dentist

��� in India and by the Indian Medical

��� Association!

6.�Your daughter�will get�ready to�

��� marry, if only�you take her to a

��� jewellery or textile shop.

7. Only reason why men use deodorant

���� is to get girls.

8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias.

���� You will be close to a superman, if

���� you drink these regularly!!

9. All superstars are so poor that they

��� prefer to risk life by jumping from

��� mountain cliffs�for a cool drink than

����purchase it for Rs.10/-

10. The special effects in shampoo ads

������ are greater than special effects in

������ the film "Avatar".

11. Fruit content in shampoos and

������ soaps is more than fruit content in

�������99% of real fresh fruit juices.

12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists

������ than�their staff�who make better

������ milk products.

13. Most people buy vehicles to travel

�������in bad roads but complain about

������ roads in India.

14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk

������ without spreading it all over you

������ face.

15. Nobody uses motorbikes for

�������commuting. It is�only to pick up

������ girls.

16. All soaps kill 99.9999999% of germs.

17. People believe that Bacardi makes

������ only music CDs and Director's

������ special. Kingfisher makes only

������ mineral water.

18. The only time mothers and

������ daughters talk to each other is�

������ usually about hair oil.

19. No matter what kind of expert one

������ is, he'll always wear a white

������ laboratory coat.

������And finally:

20.Mutual fund investments are

����� subject to market risks.

���� �Please read the offer document

�� �� carefully before investing








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