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Saturday, August 5, 2017

[nidokidos] Tr : PPS - Les 2 visages de l'Inde... [2 Attachments]

A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband,

Click here to read reply of his wife

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[nidokidos] Tr : BUD - LIGHT [2 Attachments]

A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy......continue reading

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[nidokidos] Tr : hahahahahahahaha [2 Attachments]

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile ........Continue reading

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[nidokidos] Tr : HUMOUR COMPIL - Picdump 105 -- pps [2 Attachments]

A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.

Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn't cause an accident with the chicken.
The man sped up to 55 miles per hour, but low and behold, so did the 3-legged chicken.

The man then sped up to 65 miles per hour only to again be equaled in speed by the 3-legged chicken.
As the man watched in amazement, the chicken suddenly made a sharp left turn and took off down a side road toward a small farm.

The man quickly also made the left turn and followed the chicken to the small farm, parking out front.

Looking around the man found the farmer around back in the midst of many 3-legged chickens.

After greeting the farmer, the man asked him why he was raising 3-legged chickens.

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[nidokidos] Tr : CATS & DOGS [2 Attachments]

A newly married South Indian couple moved in a new flat
in Dubai.While the husband worked, the wife was a housewife.
The husband knew good hindi but the wife just about
managed to speak a few words and translate
from english to hindi,, to convey her thoughts.
One day the laundryman come to the house
with a bundle of clothes to be given to the house.
The lady of the house too had clothes to be given for laundry.
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[nidokidos] Tr : INSOLITES - images humour

n old farmer went to town to see a movie.

The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry sir.", said the ticket agent, "We don't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater.

He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his...........continue reading

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[nidokidos] A DEPRESSED MAN [4 Attachments]

Quite a strange deal!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage,
a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large
insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then
arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained
to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse
was $10,000.

The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't
have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened
his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as
down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco
Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and
proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting
woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the
produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but
to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the
hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who
immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he
could even leave the premises.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole
sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless
husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...

(You're going to hate me for this....)

"ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ COSTCO"

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When a boy loves you, you know its true love when ...

- He tells you a hundred times he likes you and a thousand times he loves you.

- He holds you hand whenever he get the chance to.

- He always tries to hold your hand.

- He holds you tight like he never wants .....continue reading