Saturday, August 5, 2017

[nidokidos] A DEPRESSED MAN [4 Attachments]

 

       Quite a strange deal!

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Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage,
a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large
insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then
arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained
to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse
was $10,000.  

The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't
have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
 
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened
his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as
down payment for the dirty deed.

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A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco
Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and
proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting
woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the
produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but
to strangle the produce manager as well. 

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the
hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who
immediately called the police.  Artie was caught and arrested before he
could even leave the premises. 

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole
sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless
husband who was also quickly arrested. 
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...
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 "ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ COSTCO"

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