Today a man knocked on my door and asked for
a small donation towards the local swimming pool,
so I gave him a glass of water.
- I changed my password to "incorrect" so
whenever I forget it the computer will say,
"Your password is incorrect."
- Artificial intelligence is no match for
natural stupidity.
- I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time,
be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
- If you can smile when things go wrong,
you have someone in mind to blame.
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that
the unexpected is actually expected?
- Take my advice — I'm not using it.
- Hospitality is the art of making guests feel
like they're at home when you wish they were.
- Television may insult your intelligence,
but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago
and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
- Every time someone comes up with a foolproof
solution, along comes a more-talented fool.
- If you keep your feet firmly on the ground,
you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
- A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
- When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea
her first name was Always.
- My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--
the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.
- There may be no excuse for laziness,
but I'm still looking.
- Women spend more time wondering what
men are thinking than men spend thinking.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest but
chances are he thinks best.
- Is it wrong that only one company
makes the game Monopoly?
- Women sometimes make fools of men,
but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
- I was going to give him a nasty look,
but he already had one.
- Change is inevitable, except from
a vending machine.
- The grass may be greener on the other side but
at least you don't have to mow it.
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