Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: "Tuje Kaisa Pati Chahiye?"
Dusri: "Muje Crorepati Chahiye"
Pahli: "Crorepati Na Mile To?"
Dusri: "50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge"
Pahli: "50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?"
Dusri: "25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge"
Uppar Birth Pe Lete Huwe Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola.
Santa: "Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Muje Bata Dena"
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: "Tuje Kaisa Pati Chahiye?"
Dusri: "Muje Crorepati Chahiye"
Pahli: "Crorepati Na Mile To?"
Dusri: "50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge"
Pahli: "50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?"
Dusri: "25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge"
Uppar Birth Pe Lete Huwe Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola.
Santa: "Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Muje Bata Dena"
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Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Teacher: "1869 Mein Kya Hua Tha?"
Santa: "Gandhi Ji Ka Janam"
Teacher: "Good, Sit Down"
Teacher Banta Se: "Batao 1872 Mein Kya Hua?"
Banta: "Gandhi Ji 3 Saal Ke Ho Gaye The"
Teacher: "1869 Mein Kya Hua Tha?"
Santa: "Gandhi Ji Ka Janam"
Teacher: "Good, Sit Down"
Teacher Banta Se: "Batao 1872 Mein Kya Hua?"
Banta: "Gandhi Ji 3 Saal Ke Ho Gaye The"
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Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha
Taw Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.
Maa: "Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyun Ro Raha Hai?"
Pappu: "Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di"
Maa: "Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga"
Pappu:
Maa: "Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyun Ro Raha Hai?"
Pappu: "Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di"
Maa: "Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga"
Pappu:
"Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Table Aate Hain?"
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Ek Gareeb Kisaan Ka Beta Jail Mein Tha.
Us Budhe Kisan Ne Apne Bete Ko Jail may Khat Likha,
Kisaan:
Kisaan:
"Beta Main Iss Baar Aalu Ki Fasal Nahi Bo Sakta,
Itna Bada Khet Mujh Akele Se Nahi Khudega,
Kash Tu Yahan Hota To Meri Madad Karta."
Bete Ne Wapis Jawab Diya:
Bete Ne Wapis Jawab Diya:
"Papa Aap Khet Mat Khodna,
Maine Wahan Hathiyaar Chhupa Rakhe Hain"
Agle Din Police Force Ne Sara Khet
Agle Din Police Force Ne Sara Khet
Khod Diya - Par Hathiyar Nahi Mile.
Bete Ne Phir Baap Ko Likha:
Bete Ne Phir Baap Ko Likha:
"Papa Yahan Par Baithe-Baithe Main Itni Hi
Madad Kar Sakta Hun, Aap Ab Aalu Uga Dijiye."
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Dad to Son,
you better pass this exam or rather forget that i am your father
Son- Sure dad! Whatever
5 hours later
Dad- How was your exam?
Son- Who the hell are you ?
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Written On A Public Toilet Door.
The Person Coming In Next Is Not Interested In Knowing
What You Had For Lunch, Dinner, Breakfast Etc,
So, Please Flush Properly.?
The Person Coming In Next Is Not Interested In Knowing
What You Had For Lunch, Dinner, Breakfast Etc,
So, Please Flush Properly.?
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kiki love challenge in traditional Indian style
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http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/263294-kiki-love-challenge-in-traditional-indian-style
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