Tuesday, May 8, 2018

[nidokidos] APHORISM

 

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An aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.      

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble....but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colours red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

♦ I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.

♦ You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    
♦ Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!




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