Christian's sense of humour:-
Towards the end of the Lent season,
Easter night Priest asked:
"How many of you have forgiven
your enemies?"
80% held up their hands. ?
The Priest then repeated his question. ?
All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.?
"Mrs. Gonsalves?
Are you not willing to forgive
your enemies?" ?
"I don't have any," she replied,
smiling sweetly. ?
"Mrs. Gonsalves that is very unusual.
How old are you?" ?
"Ninety-eight," she replied. ?
"Oh, would you please come over
in front and tell us all how a
person of ninety-eight years
of age not have an enemy
in the world?" ?
The little sweetheart lady tottered
down the aisle,
faced the congregation said: ?"
None of them is alive.
I have outlived all the
b@#$% b@#$%+." ???????
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