[nidokidos] BRITISH HUMOUR

 

BRITISH HUMOUR I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted - "Where you off to Charlie?" He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb." Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, "That's gonna be a bit awkward init?" "Not really." he said. "I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard."

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night. Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. ______________________________ _______ I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor,  not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered the local cafe serve breakfast until 11.30. ______________________________ __________ "Jesus Loves You." Nice to hear in church but not in a Mexican prison. ______________________________ ______ Got caught having a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in. ______________________________ _______ A man is seeking to join the Glasgow Police force.  The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good,  but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants,  six drug dealers, six  extremists, and a rabbit" The man being interviewed asks, "Why the rabbit?" "Excellent" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

 

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"The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; 

it feeds the hand that bites it." 

 

 

John Filer

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