Sunday, November 19, 2017

[nidokidos] HILARIOUS TRUTH

 

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A country preacher had a teenage son, and it 
was time the boy should give some thought to
 choosing a profession. Like many young men, 
the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, 
and he didn't seem too concerned about it. 
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father
 decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's
 room and placed on his study table four objects:

 
A bible, 
a silver dollar, 
a bottle of Jack Daniels, and
 a Playboy magazine.
 
'I'll just hide behind the door, the preacher said 
to himself, 'and when he comes home from 
school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.'

'If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me,
 and what a blessing that would be! 
'If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a 
business-man, and that would be okay, too. 
'But, if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be
 a no-good drunkard, and Lord, what a shame
 that would be. 'And worst of all, if he picks up
 that magazine, he's going to be a skirt-chasing bum.'
 
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard
 his son's footsteps as he entered the house
 whistling and heading for his room.
 
The boy tossed his books on the bed, and
 as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the
 objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye,
 he walked over to inspect them.
 
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the Silver Dollar and dropped into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink 
while he admired this month's centerfold.
 
'Lord have mercy,
the old preacher whispered in horror, 
'He's going to be the next president! of America


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