DUMB DUMBER !!!!!cMurphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line offurniture in his store, so he went to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table wasthe only vacant seat in the house.Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table,asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand),so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language.After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took anapkin and drew a picture of a wine glassand showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin,and drew a picture of a plate with food on it,
She nodded, and they got up to dance.They danced until the cafe closed andthe band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a pictureof a four-poster bed.To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in thefurniture business!
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After a night of drinking, Steve crept into bed beside his wife who was
already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Steve,
"and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St. Peter".
Steve was stunned, "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much too
live for, I haven't said good-bye to my family.... you've got to send me
back right away".
St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but...... continue reading
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