AND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,
"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID,
"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.
WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT
"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATRE."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER
AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.
THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,
BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATRE.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMEDETHEL MILDRED.
THE MOVIE STARTED
AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. .. ..
THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO
CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT
AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
"ETHEL", WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID ETHEL.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME
IS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED ETHEL?
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT",WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID ETHEL..
"AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,
"But this one is
EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"HAPPY
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