13/17, 19:57:37: *Laughter Therapy* 😂😁😜🤣
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents
like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜
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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don't let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who's afraid of a mouse??
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If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband…
"Miss" for first year "Stress" for rest of the life…
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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
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Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "i am talking to my wife!"
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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot."
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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.
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Share to make others smile...laughter works like medicine! ✌✌✌✌
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The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her bre.......continue reading
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