[nidokidos] 18th BIRTDAY

 

18th Birthday

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had

all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that

special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on

the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Paddy's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Jim

took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out

of the boat... And nearly drowned!

Jim just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother . "Grandma,"

he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk across

the lake like me father, his father and his father before

him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled blue eyes and said,

"Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather

were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, you

f......g idiot".

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He Can Fly, If He Just Believes...

A man was in the waiting room at the hospital, pacing the floor. His wife was inside having their first child. After a while the doctor came out to talk to the nervous father.
"Well, your baby is here. It's a boy. And guess what? He can fly!" The doctor let go of the baby and it hit the floor with a SMACK. The father was irrate. The doctor calmed him down



"Don't worry, I'm a doctor. I know what I'm doing. Your baby really can fly. Watch." Again, the doctor picked up the baby, and this time tossed it across the room. Again, the baby hit the floor with a hard SMACK. The father was just about ready to kill the doctor.

"You idiot! You're going to kill my baby!"

"Don't worry. He just needs to be scared a little." So the doctor took the baby...... continue reading

 

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