THE CREMATED HUSBAND
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
him....
"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance
money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the
insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Remember that
blow job I promised you?"
"Here it comes" .........................😪
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
him....
"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance
money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the
insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Remember that
blow job I promised you?"
"Here it comes" .........................😪
Good ones
A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells her that she looks
extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are .....continue reading
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