Don`t copy if you cann`t paste...
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said:"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn`t my wife...!". The audience in silence and shock... The speaker added" "And that woman was my mother...!"
Laughter and applause...!
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner:"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife...!"
The wife went, "ah...!" with shock and rage.... Husband standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the husband finally blurted out :"I cann`t rememer wHO SHE WAS...!
By the time the husband regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed healing burns from boiling water...!
Moral of the story: Don`t copy if you cann`t paste...!
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