Sunday, April 2, 2017

[nidokidos] the pool

 

Hello?"

"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul."

"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

***Brief Pause***

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But
I guess he didn't know that you emptied it last week to clean it. He
hit the bottom of the pool and I....

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