STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. ����
1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?" ��
2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
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3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" ����
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4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !" ����
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5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!" ����
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6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.. ������������
Share if U wanna put a smile on someone's face.. ���� Too hilarious ����
Mr. Bean - The Hospital Visit
Mr. Bean's hand is stuck in a tea pot so he has to pay the hospital a visit. He doesn't want to wait in line so he tries to trick the other patients into giving up their spots!
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Posted by: "DR. MAHESH" <drmaheswar_2013@yahoo.com>
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