هذه نعاريف باسمة لبعض المصطلحات المحاسبية والأقتصادية مثل التضخم والركود والموجودات والمطلوبات في الميزانية وغيرها
Wife to her Accountant husband:
what is inflation?
Husband:
Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are
48-40-48.
Though you have everything bigger than before,
your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .
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Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate:
When "Wine Women" get replaced by
"Water Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
____________________
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
________________________
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If you have 1 wife, She fights with you!
If you have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her
husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work,
bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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