🌀Leave applications.🌀
(murdering english language)
🌀Infosys, Bangalore:🌀
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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🌀Oracle, Bangalore:🌀
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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🌀Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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🌀From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
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🌀Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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🌀A leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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🌀A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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🌀Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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🌀Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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🌀Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
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🌀Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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🌀Telegram sent by a Rural br.manager to Zonal office-
"wife serious, send substitute!"
Laugh and pass...
Desh Drohi (2008) - Full Hindi Movie
Rajkumar Singh Yadav lives a middle-classed lifestyle in Gorakhpur, Uttar Pradesh, along with his parents and paternal grandfather, and studies in Nehru Public College. His father wants him to be a farmer, but Rajkumar wants to be a police officer. After hearing of Shekhar's success in Mumbai, Rajkumar decides to also re-locate there, become a police officer, return home, and get married to Neha, his fellow collegian. Upon arrival in Mumbai, Rajkumar will soon find out that local Marathas despise people from Uttar Pradesh and Bihar; and he will soon be pitted against goons, local politicians, be betrayed by his friend and lover, and the Police will be launching a man-hunt for him for killing several police officers.
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