Wednesday, October 7, 2015

[nidokidos] As received-Laugh

 

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam
bcoz it means...
E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.



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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)



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When do you know u r in love
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan



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What is the Diff b/w Young Age Old Age
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.



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"Why is Facebook such a hit
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.



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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize



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We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One
Doubt By last bench association.



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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" "LECTURE"
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"



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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.



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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL
Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..



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Why does d bride groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...



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What is the height of confusion
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.



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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study
Ans 100% Attendanzzz



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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI TSUNAMI
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!



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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.



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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..



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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!


 




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