It's All About Communication
Wife: "Had your lunch?"
Husband: "Had your lunch?"
Wife: I'm asking you"
Husband: "I'm asking you"
Wife: "Are you copying me?"
Husband: "Are you copying me?"
Wife: "Let's go shopping."
Husband: "I had my lunch..."
Wife: "Can you explain how this lipstick got on your collar?"
Husband: No I cant. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Wife: "I have changed my mind."
Husband: "Thank God! Does the new one work now?"
Advice From Men To Women
1. Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
2. If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
3. Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
4. Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
5. Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
8. The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!
9. When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
10. What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.
11. When I ask, 'How many guys have you slept with?' It would be much appreciated if you did not answer honestly.
12. When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.
13. When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.
14. The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
15. SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.
16. Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
17. If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
18. You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
Pregnant Girls Pranks
Hilarious compilation of Pregnant Girls Pranks
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