Joke: How to Get Rid of an Ex-Wife
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there's a lamp. He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie comes out of the lamp and says, "I want to know the person you hate the most."
The explorer says, "That's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?"
"I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double that amount."
"Okay, I wish for a billion dollars."
"Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion dollars."
"I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything."
"Granted, and your ex-wife gets two. Now make your final wish."
The explorer walks around for a few minutes, returns to the genie with a stick, and says:
"You see this stick? I'd like you to beat mehalf to death with it.
DATE NIGHT
DATE NIGHT BEFORE VS AFTER MARRIAGE
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Posted by: Farrukh Butt <fkamalbutt2010@gmail.com>
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