After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/241271
My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met.
Henny Youngman
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/241270
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/241303
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/241306
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