Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband: Yes.
Wife : Turn on the mixer.
Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day......
Suspicious Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband : Yes.
Wife: Turn on the mixer.
Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?"
Son: "I don't know, he went out with the mixer...
All guys will appreciate this one
A man approaches a beautiful woman in a Shopping Mall
"Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere"!
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don't be over smart...
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?
Mummy : Because he speaks only truth...
Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...
HAVE A NICE DAY
"Fast and Furious 7" parody
Ugly and angry, that rural action movie!
Click here to watch this video
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/238617
Posted by: "DR. MAHESH" <drmaheswar_2013@yahoo.com>
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