Super Insults
Smart answers by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him, Teach him......
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
A cute excuse:
Teacher- Y r u late?
Student- Mom dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iPhone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
When she suddenly came to visit
The guy is in trouble when his girlfriend unexpectedly came to visit...
Click here to watch this video
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/235794
Posted by: "DR. MAHESH" <drmaheswar_2013@yahoo.com>
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