LAUGHTER - The Best Medicine
There Are Two Times When A Man Doesn't Understand A Woman
Before Marriage And After Marriage.
Wife : I Will Die.
Husband : I Will Also Die.
Wife : Why Will You Die ?
Husband : Because I Can't Bear That Much Happiness..!.
Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet
Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In
Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out.
Why Were Hurricanes Usually Named After Women?
Because When They Arrive, They're Wet And Wild, But
When They Go, They Take Your House And Car..
Text Messaging
Husband Sends The Following Message To His Wife
My Love,
If You're Sleeping, Send Me Your Dreams.
If You're Smiling, Send Me Your Smile.
If You're Crying, Send Me Your Tears.
I Love You.
Wife Texed Back :
I'm In The Toilet,
What Should I Send You?
A Man Goes To The Wizard To Ask If He Can
Remove A Curse He Has Been Living With For The Last 40 Years.
The Wizard Says, "Maybe, But You Will Have To Tell Me
The Exact Words That Were Used To Put The Curse On You."
The Man Says Without Hesitation,
"I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife."
Husband Searching Keywords On Google `How To Tackle Wife?`
Google Search Result, `Good Day Sir, Even We Are Searching`.
Husband Throwing Darts At His Wife's Photo And Not Even A Single One Hitting The Target..
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband : "Honey What Are You Doing..
Husband: "MISSING YOU"..
Hamster made a heart with seeds
The hamster (Kiwi) made a heart with sunflower seeds... If you know the secret, then you're smart/awesome.
Click here to watch this video
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/235551
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