A Medical Fact?
At one point Vijay Mallya had Piles of Cash.
Now the Cash has gone and only the Piles remain.
This condition is medically called King Fissure !!!
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After learning that her parents were in a minor car accident, my wife called her mother.
What happened? she asked.
I was driving and fell asleep, said her mother, irritated.
And of course, your father wasn't paying attention!
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A day spent without laughter is a day wasted!!
Tintumon called FM radio said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur.
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him
Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up "
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.
Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn't write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I'm waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes.
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"
The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?
Tintumon shouted, Okay you start.
PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don't understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"
PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its just u, me the Principal !
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float!
The Flip Side Workout
What if Men and Women Switched Roles at the Gym
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