A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife..........
Its been years now, just reminding u......
Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
Chanakya writes:
"If you want to be Happy with your husband,
Love him Less Understand more!
If you want to be Happy with your wife,
Love her More never try to Understand !
The Wild Wedding Show - Circotica
An engaging cross of comedy and acrobatics.
Be engrossed as Danny and Mim flip, dance and stumble their way through their big day. An eletric twist on the traditional wedding, this show will dazzle and delight audiences of all ages.
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