WORDS OF WISDOM
"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
Normally a man speaks 2500 words a day and a women speaks 30000.
But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his 2500 words and the wife is just getting started with her 30000!
Listening to wife is like reading the terms conditions of a website.
You don't understand it but you still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband;
the poor king can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life -
how can you let such good training go to waste?
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does
What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
You can't say 'No' and you can't say 'Yes' – now that's Checkmate!
STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my only investment, that has doubled.''
Funny husband protects his wife
Two husbands fight to protect their wives, very funny....
Click here to watch this video
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/232540
Posted by: "Proud Son" <coolkis@msn.com>
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