Tuesday, November 4, 2014

[nidokidos] Funny Jokes

 

Ek Ladka Apni Girl-friend Se Puchhta Hai.
 

Boy-friend: "Main Tumhe Kab Call Karoon?"

Girl-friend: "Jab Tum Chaho Tab"

Boy-friend: "Kal Subha Main Ne Call Kiya Tha"

Girl-friend: "Achha, Par Utni Jaldi Nahi Uthti Main"

Boy-friend: "Hmm To Main Kal 11 Baje Call Karunga"

Girl-friend: "Nahi, Tab To Papa Ghar Pe Honge"

Boy-friend: "To 3 Baje Call Karta Hoon"

Girl-friend: "Nahi, Tab To Lunch Ka Time Hoga Na"
Boy-friend: "To Phir 7 Baje?"

Girl-friend: "Nahi, Tab To Mein Apna Favorite Serial Dekh Rahi Hoongi"

Boy-friend: "To Raat Ko Call Karuga?"

Girl-friend: "Nahi, Raat Ko Sab Ghar Hote Hain"

Boy-friend: "To Main Aakhir Call Kab Karun?"

Girl-friend: "Jab Tum Chaho Tab"

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Ek Aurat Ko Gane Ka Bahut Shonk Hota Hai. Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
Patni: "Jab Main Gana Gaati Hoon To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai?"
Pati: "Taki Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hoon"
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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: "Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?"
Pappu: "6, 7"
Santa: "Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai, Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad?"
Pappu: "8, 9, 10"
Santa: "Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?"
Pappu: "Gulam, Begum, Badshaah"
 


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