Humour Of The Day Keeps the Boredom Away...
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in: She said: Cheque books.
***** The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
***** Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
***** Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
***** Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
***** Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
***** Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
***** Q: What's the difference between mother wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying the other ensures you continue to do so.
***** Q: Singh enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? A: Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
***** What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary? One says "Good morning, boss". The other says "It's morning, boss."
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