An unlikely Match
A girl's father is interviewing his would be son-in-law.
Father: 'Do you smoke?'
Boy: 'Yes, three to four packets a day.'
Father: 'Do you take alcohol?'
Boy: 'Yes, I have four large pegs of rum every evening.'
Father: 'Do you take drugs?'
Boy: 'yes, I regularly take Ecstasy and sometimes cocaine.'
Father: 'Do you gamble?'
Boy: 'Yes, every weekend. I play teen-patti for high stakes.'
Father: 'All negative traits! Is there anything positive about you?'
Boy: 'Yes, HIV'
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KOI TEESRA…
Eighty year old Natha went to Dr Banta and said, 'My 20-year old wife Natho is pregnant. The good doctor replied, 'Natha, I want to tell you an interesting story. Please listen carefully. A hunter went into a forest. Instead of the gun he took his umbrella. He saw a lion and pressed the button of his umbrella and the lion died.'
Natha said, Impossible, kisi aur ne goli mari hogi' (somebody else might have shot the lion).
'Exactly,' the doctor remarked.
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Bench Doctor Prank
Crazy madman doctor checks the health of a park bench while amused bystanders think he is insane. But then turns out the bench is really sick and an ambulance comes to pick it up.
Click here to watch this Funny video
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/225862
Posted by: "DR. MAHESH" <drmaheswar_2013@yahoo.com>
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