A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."
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After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled,"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
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1. Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
2. Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
3. Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
4. Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
5. Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
6. Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
7. Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
8. Doctors' Law:
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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Consequences of Smoking
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