And That's When the Fight Started....
true experiences
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded
that I take her someplace Expensive...
So I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter,
for some reason, took my Order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A man and a woman were asleep like two
innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the
morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed
and yelled at the man 'Holy crap.
That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and
naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through
a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to
the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back,
'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed,
made my lunch, Grabbed the dog, and slipped
quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat
up to the truck, and proceeded to back out
into a Torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back
into the garage, turned on the radio,
and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed,
and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to
my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied,
'Can you believe my stupid husband
Is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go
for our anniversary? "It warmed my heart to see
her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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HAVE A HEARTY LAUGH
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Wife FREAKS OUT at Cheating Husband
This cheesy sleazy man flirts with other ladies at the mall - until he is caught by his wife. The wife freaks out in a blind rage and destroys everything in sight!
Click here to watch this video
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/225625
Posted by: "Proud Son" <coolkis@msn.com>
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