1. How BEDROOM smells
After MARRIAGE:
1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..
After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...
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2. Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
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3.What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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4. Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants.
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
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5. Wife to Husband:
Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband replies:
Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!
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6. 'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes,
Can Lengthen Your Life."-
Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,
Can Shorten Ur Life."-
Shakespear's Wife
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7.Wife to Husband
Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati taw
mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.
Awesome reply:
Husband :
Are pagli, Blood Relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.. !!!
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Valentine's Pranks for the Broken Hearted
Still single before Valentine's Day? At least you don't have to suffer the pain of a broken heart. Take sweet joy in watching these broken hearted souls cry their eyes out (or take joy in how our pranks are funny!).
Click here to watch this video
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/225581
Posted by: kuchibhotla taranath Sastry <ktsastry@gmail.com>
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