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15 Things Indians Do During Power Cuts
Summers are here. Which, for an Indian, means that power cuts are here as well. Striking us at the most unexpected times especially in the night when we're happily drifting off to sleep, power cuts can be the worst human experience ever. Here are 15 things we Indians do during these dreadful power cuts:
1. Transforming the day's newspaper into a handheld fan and using it till both hands are ready to drop.
2. Positioning your head underneath the tap and letting the cold water flow flow flow.
3. Step out of your apartment and prowl the streets looking for an ice-cream wala and then ordering 3-4 orange bars.
4. Reduce the brightness of your phone to 5% and play Candy Crush hoping after a few levels the power will return.
5. Pray to God and tell him that if he truly loves you he'll bring back the power within the next 15 minutes.
6. Raid your fridge for any kind of cold fluids and empty them in one go.
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Papa ki BMW
Bf txt Gf on whatsapp:-
Bf: Hi,
Gf: Hello.
Bf: Kahan par ho?
Gf: Apne papa ki BMW mein hu,
driver mujhe club chhod dega.
uske baad mall mein shoping ke
liye jaunge, tab tumhe call karti
hu. tum kahan par ho?
Bf : 753 no. ki bus mein, tumhare
seat ke pichhe, ticket mat lena,
maine le li ha..
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Tel Garam kar ke..
Wife (on phone)
Suniye ji, window khul nahi rahi hai.
Husband- Aisa karo
thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do.
Wife- Kya usese kaam ho jayega.
Husband- Try to karo.
After 15 mins , husband calls wife.
Husband- Tumne try kiya??
Wife- Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band ho gaya!!!
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Learning Licence
A teenager, who had just received her learner's licence for driving, offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.
"Thank you!" said the mother as she got out of the car and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Anytime," her daughter replied.
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I can SING on Any STAGE
I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
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Best of No Pants Pranks
No pants? No problem! What these Gags lack in fabric, they make up for in hilariousness.
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