Funny but true 10 oneliners from INDIA
1. India is a country where on the streets,
everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time.
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life.
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you.
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer.
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India.
6. In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss.
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks.
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues,
India is like a girl giving mixed signals.
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars.
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair.
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Pissing Tanker - You stop, We stop
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