What Wife says, What She Really Means
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Its your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: In not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: Ill be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: All were going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: Imp coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Imp not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question Whets wrong?
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Its just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: Im still building up steam.
The wife says: You're … so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot.
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Husband and Wife Argument
Siri caught in the middle of argument between husband and wife in this parody video.
Click here to watch this funny video
http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/214222
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