Adaalat Kee Tauheen......
Ek aadmi ko patni ke saath maarpeet karne ke jurm mein adaalat mein pesh kiya gaya.
Judge ne pati kee jubaani poori ghatna dhyaan se suni aur bhavishya mein achchha vyavhaar karne kee chetawani dekar chhod diya.
Agle hee din usne patni ko fir maara aur fir adaalat mein pesh kiya gaya.
Judge ne kadak kar poochha :
Tumhari dubaara aisa karne kee himmat kaise hui ? Adaalat ko majaak samajhte ho ?
Aadmi ne apni safaai mein judge ko bataayaa :
nahiin hujoor, aap meri poori baat sun leejiye. Kal jab aapne mujhe chhod diya to apne aapko refresh karne ke liye maine thodi see sharaab pee lee. Jab usse
koi fark nahiin para to thodi-thodi karke main poori bottle pee gaya.
peene ke baad jab mai ghar pahuncha to patni chilla kar boli Haraami !
aa gaya naali ka paani peekar !
Huzoor, maine chupchaap sun liya aur kuchh nahi kahaa. Fir wah boli Kameene ! kuchh kaam-dhandha bhi kiya kar ya sirf paise barbaad karne ka theka le rakhaa hai !
Huzoor, maine fir bhi kuchh nahi kahaa aur sone ke liye apne kamre mein jaane laga. Woh peechhe se fir chillai Agar us Judge mein thodi see bhi akal hoti to tu aaj jail mein hota !
Bas hujoor, Adaalat kee tauheen mujhse bardaasht nahi hui
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