SANTA SAD AFTER EXAM.....!!!
SANTA CAME OUT OF THE EXAM HALL
IN VERY UPSET MOOD.......!!!
BANTA: WHAT HAPPEN?
SANTA: OYE! I DIDN'T KNOW PAST TENSE OF "THINK"
BANTA: THEN?
SANTA: I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THOUGHT
AND FINALLY WROTE "THUNK"
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Joining a church
A crusty old man walks into the local Church of Christ and says to the secretary,
"I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies,
"I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won million bucks in the damn lottery
and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but was unwilling to spend too much money.
'How much do they run?' He asked the clerk.
''That depends,' said the salesman. 'They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000.'
'Let us see the Rs 20 model,' he said.
The clerk put the device around Santa's neck. 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,' he instructed.
'How does it work?'
''For Rs 20 it doesn't work,' the salesman replied. But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
Dr.E.S.Maheswar
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