LAWYERS ARE LIARS - DEAF BOOKKEEPER
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten
million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job
in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear
anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The
Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he
embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The
attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking
about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and
says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill
you if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The
money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's
backyard in Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?
Lawyer Jokes
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being
interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large
corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list
of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?" The engineer excused
himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before
returning to the board room and announcing, "Four." The physicist was next
interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Before answering the last
question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of
research. After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards
and many calculations, he also announced "Four." The lawyer was interviewed
last, and was asked the same questions. At the end of his interview, before
answering the last question, he drew all the shades in the room, looked
outside the door to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone for
listening devices, and asked "How much do you want it to be?"
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Law professors telling lawyer jokes
1993 at the Dickinson School of Law in Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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