Monday, February 10, 2014

[nidokidos] Home Truths...! - Very true

 

 Home Truths...! - Very true



1.How BEDROOM smells

After MARRIAGE:
1st 3 yrs---Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
After 3 yrs---Baby powder,Johnson's, Baby creams, Lotions,Baby oils..,
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti..., incense.

2. Four stages of marriage:

Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other

3. What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense...!

4. Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.

5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!

6. Mistakes
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- Shakespear
"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."- Shakespear's Wife

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