Saturday, January 11, 2014

[nidokidos] Some Jokes--Enjoy

 

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WILL POWER
Arjun arrives home from the work and Subhadra tells him, 'Imagine Arjun,' she says 'Rhishab who smoked three packs a day for twenty years has stopped smoking. That's will power - something you don't have. And that's not all. I hear Hrithik, that drunkard friend of yours has given up drinking.'

'Ok, Subhadra,' said Arjun, 'Well, here is will power. I am going to sleep in the spare room and I am going to prove that I won't be affected at all by not sleeping with a woman.'

Arjun kept his word but one night, a week later, there was a knock on his bedroom door. Arjun shouts out, 'What do you want?'

Subhadra replies, 'Rishabh has started smoking again.'

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Birthday Cake

A man wanted to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he went to order a birthday cake. The sales man asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake. He thought for a while and said, 'Let's put, the man said, 'Well put, "you are not getting older," at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.'

The entire party saw the message decorated on the cake:

You are not getting older at the top,

You are getting better at the bottom.

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Santa's Brains

A frog asked Santa, 'Do you have brains?'

Santa replied, 'Yes!'

The frog said, 'You don't!' and dived back into the pond. The aggrieved Santa asked, 'So what's there to commit suicide over it?'

 


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