Wednesday, October 23, 2013

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Just married, Sukhwanth had bad news for her husband when he returned home from his day's work. 'I feel so sorry,' Sukhwant said with a sob, 'I was pressing your best suit and burnt a hole in the seat of the trousers.'
       'Don't worry, darling,' said the husband amorously, 'I have another pair of trousers to match that suit.'
        'Yes, I know,' Sukhwant replied. 'You are lucky that you have. Thanks to that, I was able to patch up the hole.'
 
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A student of Munich University was placed first for inventing a machine that did absolutely nothing useful. The contraption picks up slips of paper from a file, passes the sheets through different levels, stamps them, crumples them up and throws them into a waste-paper basket.
     We Indians can take the credit for having invented such human machines over half a century ago; they can be seen in action in all our government departments.
 
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Have a nice day
Dr.E.S.Maheswar
Consultant Pediatrician
Vijayawada; A.P; India
 

 
 

 


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