Wednesday, October 2, 2013

[nidokidos] Breakfast Serial...

 

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 Breakfast Serial...

Husband: I found Aladins' lamp today.
Wife: Wow, what did you ask for, Darling?
Husband: I asked him to enrich your brain
power ten times!
Wife: Oh, Jaan...Love you so much.
Did he do that?
Husband: He laughed and informed me
that multiplication doesn't apply to zeroes!


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Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha:
Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: Chobise (40) ghante!
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me,
Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME!"


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Employee: Sir, you're like a lion in the office!
What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home, too. But,
there, Goddess Durga sits on the lion!


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A man gifted his wife a diamond
necklace for their anniversary.
The wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)


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A couple was having dinner at
a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, the husband said,
"The food looks delicious, let's start eating."
Wife: "Honey, you say prayers
before eating at home."
Husband: "That's at home, Sweetheart!
Here the chef knows how to cook!


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Best Slogan on a MANs' T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb Me.
I am Married and
already very much Disturbed..."

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