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Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer named John.

One morning on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie,

"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.

I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn.

You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The farmer then leaves to do the rounds in the field.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the rows

of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

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A woman was stopped by a game warden in Northern Algonquin

Park with two buckets of fish,

leaving a lake well known for a good catch.

The game warden asked the woman,

"Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The woman replied to the game warden,

"No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them

swim around for a while. I whistle and jump

back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The woman looked at the game warden

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I love this Story, this is the funniest thing I'm reading this week! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?😕"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍

The story continues....😏

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."😲😲😲😲😲😲

MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!😷😷😷😷😷

Story continues....

On getting home, her car was gone.😈😈😈😈😈

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".😇😇😇😇

Damn... He left with the house key too.

😂😂😂😂

*Moral: Don't try to control your husband.

You will always lose😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

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