Monday, August 14, 2017

[nidokidos] Continue reading

 





A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would........continue reading


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Sunday, August 13, 2017

[nidokidos] What is love - kids describe

 

Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still
says he is handsomer than ........continue reading




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[nidokidos] Cryptic Jokes

 

Why do husbands try to watch cricket matches on TV in pubs,
bars and hotels when they can as well watch it in the comfort of their homes?

Click here to read this joke and you will truly understand the reason

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[nidokidos] X RAY GLASSES [1 Attachment]

 

I have a pair of
X ray glasses if
you would like to buy.

It is rather expensive.

Have a look what
kind of Glasses are this

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This indian guy is great



South indian boy on his first day at school in
USA.......... awesome
Here is a funny joke about a Indian boy on his first
day at school in the USA !
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American History.

Who said "Give meLiberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
1775" he said.


"Very good !" Who said " Government of the People, by
the People, for the People, shall not perish from the
Earth?"

Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be
ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country,
knows more! about its history than you do."


She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer,
1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
puke."

The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now,
who said that?"

Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."



Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck
this!"

Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his
voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit,
we're f**ked!"

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[nidokidos] How can i get to heaven

 

How can i get to heaven



I asked the children in my Sunday School class,

"If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale,

and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

 
"No!" the children all answered.
 
Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day,

mowed the yard, and kept everything

neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
 
Again, the answer was, "No!"
 
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

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[nidokidos] Cheap Gift!

 



Fred was well known for his cheapness and his "eye for a bargain." One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop.

As he was walking around, he noticed what was previously an expensive glass crystal vase lying in the corner. It was in three pieces. After some haggling with the owner, Fred bought the broken vase for $5.

He then filled in the congratulations card, wrote out his niece's name and address and gave the owner another $5 so that the broken vase could be gift wrapped and mailed. Fred then left the shop feeling quite pleased with himself. He expected his niece to think the vase had been broken in the mail.

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[nidokidos] Miss Universes 2016 - Iris Mittenaere

 
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[nidokidos] Once upon a time

 

Once upon a time
Once upon a time beauty was in the eye of the beholder, now it is booming business........continue reading



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[nidokidos] What These Words Have In Common.

 



See If You Can Figure Out What
These Words Have In Common.......

Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

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[nidokidos] the teacher who was helping students put on his boots

 

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping
 one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?


He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as..........continue reading

 

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