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Thursday, December 8, 2016

[nidokidos] HUSBANDS AND WIVES

AVOCADOS

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

WATER IN THE CARBURETOR…

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.

Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool".

STATISTIC

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC , PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated…

THE PHONE
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though…"

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wall-Mart?"

HE MUST PAY…

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

Wife performs for husband. Melissa x Bryan 2016

Melissa Molinaro and her amazing dancers be setting the bar on wedding goals for her husband Bryan on wedding day.

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[nidokidos] Disha Patani Super Hot & Scans From Hi Blitz December 2016..

Disha Patani Super Hot Scans From Hi Blitz December 2016..
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[nidokidos] Mind-Twisting Surreal Illustrations By Guy Billout That Will Make You Look Twice

Mind-Twisting Surreal Illustrations By Guy Billout That Will Make You Look Twice

French surrealist Guy Billout is responsible for some of the most awesomely mind-bending illustrations you'll see out there. The key to his works is that they don't just shout "surrealism", but usually feature settings that look totally realistic until one detail turns everything around.

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[nidokidos] Magical Atmosphere Of Christmas In Budapest

Magical Atmosphere Of Christmas In Budapest

If you are lucky enough, you can see the beautifully lit Christmas tram and trolleybus on the streets of Budapest.

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[nidokidos] Photographic Journey Through Switzerland

Photographic Journey Through Switzerland

A friend of mine is traveling through Switzerland and is taking pictures of the most beautiful places. Her name is Martina Bisaz and she is already a little bit famous on Instagram. But I wanted to share her amazing work! Every weekend she drives through the swiss mountains with her amazing cars and captures what she sees. I believe that we live in the most beautiful country in the world.

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[nidokidos] Celebrity look alike animals

Celebrity look alike animals

The similarities are striking! Of course, their adorable look-alikes might be a tiny bit too furry to step in their shoes when needed. But hey, who knows? Times are ruff.

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[nidokidos] Magical Macro World Of Tiny Creatures

Magical Macro World Of Tiny Creatures

Tri Setyo Widodo is a nature and macro photographer based in Indonesia. Photography for him is the best way to practice patience. He has learned to see invisible things, to enjoy millions of small details, which he did not pay attention before.

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[nidokidos] Japanese Guy Stacks Coins Like You Wouldn’t Believe

Japanese Guy Stacks Coins Like You Wouldn't Believe

Most of us have probably stacked a few coins before. Maybe we've even balanced a few on their edges. But this Japanese guy takes coin stacking to a whole new level. Some of them will blow your mind and a few look downright impossible, but as Tanu demonstrates in the video below, his money magic is completely real and involves no camera-trickery. He might only be dealing with coins, but we're sure you'll agree that his skills are priceless.

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