Friday, April 1, 2016

[nidokidos] Funny Blunders Done By Dogs!

 

Funny Blunders Done By Dogs!

 

Dogs make amazing pets, after all that is why they call them mans best friend, but every so often they like to get into trouble, normally through their inquisitive nature. This desire to explore just about everything often leaves them in some tricky situations, just like these dogs.

 

1. Neighbours got a new dog. He seems to really love my pug.

 

 

2. "They told me I could be anything I wanted to be, so I became a rainbow."

 

 

3. The face says it all.

 

 

4. This isn't as relaxing as you humans make it out to be.

 

 

5. This Shiba Inu just wanted to say hello!

 

 

6. Went to pick up dog from kennel and found her like this...

 

 

7. Oh, look, a quarter.

 

 

8. I have no idea how I got here. Please help me.

 

 

9. And you people enjoy these things!

 

 

10. "My dog was very distressed about this."

 

 

11. "Get a border collie they said, they're one of the smartest breeds they said."

 

 

12. This was supposed to be fun.

 

 

13. This is it. This is my life now.

 

 

14. Someone was barking up the wrong tree.

 

 

15. It was all going so well until...

 

 

16. Someone help un-pug the toilet!

 

 

17. This dog ate a bee.

 

 

18. "Please human, free me from this torture device."

 

 

19. "I've made a huge mistake."

 

 

20. I think this poor guy needs some help...

 

 

21. My dog got stuck in the sofa cover... He's not the brightest.

 

 

22. So majestic!

 

 

23. "I woke up to the sound of my dog crying right beside my bed. She managed to get herself stuck in the sleeve of my sweater."

 

 

24. Play fetch they said. It will be fun they said.

 

 

25. The derpiness starts early.

 

 

26. This is how my dog says goodbye.

 

 

27. Golden Retriever regrets.

 

 

28. He just wanted to rest, so thought he'd take a seat.

 

 

29. "Going to the park was supposed to be the highlight of my day."

 

 

30. Help? Anyone!?

 

 

31. I'm bored now. Please make it stop.

 

 

32. I'll just sit here and wait for them to stop laughing and help me out...

 

 

 

 

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[nidokidos] The Free Runner!

 

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.

He continued running along beside the others. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could, which wasn't very good at all.
 



After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only when it's raining."


 


Treadmill FAILS: The Ultimate Compilation

Everyone knows that treadmills are ideally used to run and get in shape, but not all of us are quite so coordinated.

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[nidokidos] A Hard Call!

 

Three men, for awful crimes, are sentenced to 25 years in solitary confinement. They are supplied with only food and drink.

Before they go in, they get to choose one thing, in any amount, to take in with them for the 25 year duration.

The first prisoner chooses an endless supply of the finest wine. "Might as well pass the time drunk." He said.

The second prisoner asked to be locked with his wife. "Might as well have her lovely company." said he, and the loving wife agreed.

The third prisoner asked for an endless supply of cigarettes. "It's the only thing that will calm me down all these years."
prisoner in chains
They are locked inside, each with his wish.

25 years pass...

It is a day of celebration, and all gather to see what was the fate of the three imprisoned men.

They open the first prisoner's door, and immediately hundreds of wine bottles come crashing out. He himself in a corner, wasted and hardly alive.

Then they open the second prisoner's door, and a whole family steps out - babies, children and some teenagers, blinking in the new light of the world outside their cell.

Then they open the third prisoner's door, and nothing comes out but unopened packs of cigarettes. The prisoner crawls slowly through the door, holding a single, crushed cigarette in his shaking hand.

"Does anyone," he asks with a broken voice, "have a light?"
 

 



Smoke Trick Fails (funny vines)

Smoke trick fails and smoke rings fails.

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[nidokidos] Have You Heard This Joke? A Genius Solution!

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
 

 

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a conflict. (Even when very drunk I figured 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem angry in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh cr*p.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and passed wind."

 

 

My GIRLFRIEND is SO RUDE PRANK!

I think the best payback is....to Prank them!

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[nidokidos] The hangover!

 

The hangover!
 

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He had vague memories of being very loud and screaming at his wife. This did NOT promise to be a good morning for Jack.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well," said the son, thoughtfully, "you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "I don't know. The only other thing I remember is mom dragging you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'"


 


Funny Drunk Fails

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