Friday, November 8, 2013

[nidokidos] A Perfect PM / Jug Suraiya

 

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Perfect PM
19 September 2013, 10:14 PM IST
Some years ago an American entrepreneur invented the perfect pet for people who were too busy to keep regular pets which need a lot of looking after: he invented the pet rock. Unlike other pets, your pet rock did not need to be taken for walks, or be given food, or get taken to the vet. Your pet rock just sat there, totally immobile and completely silent.
India went one better than inventing a pet that was totally immobile and 100% silent: it invented a PM who was totally immobile and 100% silent.

Taking care of India's democracy – the largest and arguably the most exuberant in the world – is rather like having to take care of a very lovable and very large pet dog. Having such a pet is a very rewarding experience – because you love your pet and you know that your pet loves you equally in reciprocal measure – but it can also be quite exhausting at times.

The pet called democracy has to be taken out on regular exercises called elections. It has to be fed a steady diet of debate, in return for which it will perform tricks like framing legislation and providing good governance. Yes, there's little doubt about it: democracy – particularly the boisterous variety that is Indian democracy – can be a very demanding and high-maintenance pet to look after. All that constant vigilance and looking after that it requires can prove extremely tiring, particularly after a hard day's work in Parliament.

So with its infinite genius for jugaad, India invented a PM who – like the American entrepreneur's pet rock – just sat there and said and did absolutely nothing as a relaxing antidote to the hurly-burly and the hal-chal, the gol-mal and the hangama of our overly-energetic and all too vibrant democracy. Looking after a frisky, unpredictable democracy getting you all hot and bothered and tense and stressed out? Take a chill pill. Take a tip from a PM who, like the pet rock, has mastered the art of total inaction.

There was corruption. There were scams. There was Adarshgate, Spectrumgate, Coalgate and Vadragate. There were so many 'gates' that India began to look like a sports stadium with its multiple entrances and exits. Or like a circus arena which has to have many openings for all the clowns and jokers and performing animals to go in and out from. The PM sat and watched the circus and, pet rock-like, remained unmoved. The economy did a nosedive; the rupee went into free fall, without benefit of parachute or safety net. The PM remained unmoved. Investors packed up their portfolios and left the country in droves. The PM remained unmoved. The price of onions went up to the price of gold, and no one knew what the price of gold was because it had so many zeroes that by the time you'd counted them all several more had been added to the total. The PM remained unmoved. Nobody seemed to know whether the country was coming or going, and if it was going, where it was going, and why. The PM remained unmoved.

That's why, like the pet rock, the PM will go down in the history books as the only PM truly to deserve the title of PM: Perpetually Motionless.OR Perpetually Mute



 


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Manmohan Singh Mimicry
A clip from my show ...my connect with the audience and Mr. P.M's disconnect !!

watch it here

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[nidokidos] WHO IS THE BEGGAR?

 

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A Generous Business Partner.

 

One day, a very wealthy man was walking on the road. Along the way, he saw a beggar on the sidewalk.

 

The rich man looks kindly on the beggar and asked, "How did you become a beggar?

 

The beggar said, "Sir, I've been applying for a job for a year now but haven't found any. You look like a rich man.

 

Sir, if you'll give me a job, I'll stop begging."

 

The rich man smiled and said, "I want to help you. But I won't give you a job.  I'll do something better.

 

I want you to be my business partner. Let's start a business together.

 

The beggar blinked hard. He didn't understand what the older man was saying. "What do you mean, Sir?

 

"I own a rice plantation. You could sell my rice in the market. I'll provide you the sacks of rice.

 

I'll pay the rent for the market stall..

 

All you'll have to do is sell my rice. And at the end of the month, as Business Partners,  we'll share in the profits.

 

Tears of joy rolled down his cheeks. "Oh Sir," he said, "you're a gift from Heaven. You're the answer to my prayers.

 

Thank you, thank you, thank you!" He then paused and said, Sir, how will we divide the profits?

 

Do I keep 10% and you get the 90%? Do I keep 5% and you get the 95%? I'll be happy with any arrangement.

 

The rich man shook his head and chuckled. "No, I want you to give me the 10%. And you keep the 90%.

 

For a moment, the beggar couldn't speak. When he tried to speak, it was gibberish. Uh, gee, uh, wow, I mean, huh?

 

He couldn't believe his ears. The deal was too preposterous.

 

The rich man laughed more loudly. He explained, I don't need the money, my friend.

 

I'm already wealthy beyond what you can ever imagine.

 

I want you to give me 10% of your profits so you grow in gratitude

 

The beggar knelt down before his benefactor and said, Yes Sir, I will do as you say.

 

Even now, I'm so grateful for what you've done for me!

 

And so that was what happened. He forgets where the blessings came from.

 

Each day, the beggar now dressed a little bit better operated a store selling rice in the market. He worked very hard.

 

He woke up early in the morning and slept late at night. And sales were brisk, also because the rice was of good quality.

 

And after 30 days, the profits were astounding.

 

At the end of the month, as the ex-beggar was counting the money, and liking very much the feeling of money in his hands, an idea grew in his mind.

 

He told himself, Gee, why should I give 10% to my Business Partner? I didn't see him the whole month!

 

I was the one who was working day and night for this business. I did all this work!  I deserve the 100% profits!

 

A few minutes later, the rich man was knocking on the door to collect his 10% of the profits.

 

The ex-beggar opened the door and said, "You don't deserve the 10%. I worked hard for this.

 

I deserve all of it!" And he slammed the door.

 

If you were his Business Partner, how would you feel?

 

Friend, this is exactly what happens to us

 

God is Our Business Partner.

 

God gave us life-every single moment, every single breath, every single second. God gave us talents-ability to talk, to create, to earn money God gave us a body-eyes, ears, mouth, hands, feet, heart. God gave us mind- imagination, emotions, reasoning, language. So do we need to give back Our Business Partner something in return?

 

Who is the beggar?

Have A Nice Day,

 

 


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[nidokidos] Slow dance

 

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SLOW DANCE


Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day on the fly?
When you ask, "How are you?"
Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done, do you lie in your bed,
with the next hundred chores running through your head?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch, let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,'Hi'

You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last..



When you run so fast to get somewhere,
You miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.

Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

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This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer.




 

 


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Where Do Children Play???
those who dont take care of enironment and only think about money...dont they think there will be a time when we ll have money and nothing else to consume

watch the song

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[nidokidos] Change keys of keyboard

 

Change Keys of Keyboard
 
 
 
SharpKeys is a Registry hack that is used to make certain keys on a keyboard act like other keys. You can map an entire key to any other key and remap more than one key to one single key.
 
 
 

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Thursday, November 7, 2013

[nidokidos] New Horror and Adventure Game

 

New Horror and Adventure Game
 
 
 
The Cat Lady is a new, critically acclaimed horror adventure game by designer R. Michalski.
 
 

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[nidokidos] Just a thought

 

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Just a thought

We never get what we want,
We never want what we get,
We never have what we like,
We never like what we have.
And still we live love.
That's life...


It's true that we don't know
What we've got until it's gone,
But it's also true that we don't know
What we've been missing until it arrives.

 



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Value what you have
Never think less of yourself ..value what you got and don't judge people at a glance

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[nidokidos] The Most Caring Child [1 Attachment]

 

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"The Joy of Reading"

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The Most Caring Child
 


Love is everything.
It is the key to life and
its influence moves the world.
Ralph Waldo Trine

Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four‑year-old child, whose next-door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.


Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman´s yard, climbed onto his lap and just sat there. When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."




 

 


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How you can cheer someone ?


So great to hear a story about a good deed done by teenagers and putting someone else before their own needs and wants!

 

Watch what a football players does something unexpected!

 

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[nidokidos] Amazing Driving Skills

 

Amazing Driving Skills
 
This is really some awesome driving skill
 
 

Best Mascot Battle
 
Barney is back with its awesome dance
 
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To each his own style, to each his own kitchen
Old man trying to copy his neighbour but failed
 
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The Cutest Argument
 
so cute drama fight between two children
 
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Zoe AMAZING dog tricks
 
This dog has got real amazing skills
 
 

The most amazing ball skills ever!
 
No one should miss watching this superb gymnastic performance by a magnificent athletic specimen
 
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